Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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