your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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