last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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