Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My bed smells like the plague
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