I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My orgasm happened in two different decades
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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