her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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