Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We're too hungover to prance.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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