Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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