carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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