Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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