How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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