Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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