Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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