so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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