Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
time to smoke my breakfast
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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