: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there's paper in my vomit.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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