He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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