pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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