yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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