i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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