we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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