nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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