Slut skills are useful in every country.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Randomize