I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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