Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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