The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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