is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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