So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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