You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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