shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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