Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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