Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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