I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
this will be a night to untag.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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