Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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