His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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