I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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