How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's shark week go big or go home
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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