Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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