The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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