No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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