ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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