why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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