Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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