We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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