We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
why is half of my head shaved?
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