people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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