There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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