I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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