I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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