New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
In America we eat man semen.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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