That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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