Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I still have a little drunk in my system
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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