You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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