Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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