I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?