This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went