Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital